ooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-ooooooooh (to the tune of "happy birthday") it's...

right, there's no denying it, we've all contracted mystery lyric syndrome at some point. so, this is the section in which we tell the world what we first thought some lyrics were before having the piss taken out of us in the pub and being told what the real ones were. or something

here are a few to start with...

1. backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out - oasis, wonderwall

becomes...

backbeat, the word is on the street there's a fire in your auntie's house

2. might as well face it, you're addicted to love - robert palmer, addicted to love

becomes...

might as well face it, you're a dickhead to love

3. eton rifles, etone rifles - the jam, eton rifles

becomes...

eat your trifles, eat your trifles

4. so damn easy to cave in, man kills everything - manic street preachers, faster

becomes...

so damn easy to cave in, mad cows everywhere

5. hanging out their old loveletters on the line to dry - the jam, town called malice

becomes...

hanging out their old lambrettas on the line to dry

6. i wanna be adored - the stone roses, i wanna be adored

becomes...

i wanna be a door

7. justice for believers - the charlatans, one to another

becomes...

justice for the beavers

8. maybe come dancin' with me - oasis, girl in the dirty shirt

becomes...

jamie, come dancin' with me

9. you're the biggest thing that i see - ocean colour scene, biggest thing

becomes...

you're the weakest link so goodbye

10. meanwhile rome burns

becomes...

we're all robots, or, been a wide walrus

that's all. for now

since doing this page, i've realised that there's a whole bunch of mystery lyrics at kissthisguy.com. these, however, are my own, or my mate's and any resemblance to those on kissthisguy.com is just your imagination. so there :P

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