welcome, lovely pacifists to...

woohoooooooooooo! let's all indulge in some mindless violence by putting our favourite bands and artists into a boxing ring and letting them beat the crap out of each other! a selection of heroic battles, fought to the bloody end.

1. blur vs. oasis

2. ian brown vs. john squire

3. the small faces vs. the who

4. ocean colour scene vs. paul weller et al.

5. ocean colour scene vs. the small faces

do not miss forthcoming feud between the contenders for the freakiest band award, the flaming lips vs. the webb brothers

"take me away" to the main page o' course!